WOMAN'S PRAYER:

Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.


Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

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Go HIGHLANDERS !!!
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H-Mom - - oh, how true - and very funny!! Hope you, HDad and BigH (can't really call him LilH) have a Happy New Year and that our paths cross again soon!!!

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Has spring training started yet?

From your lips to God's ears...


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By the time you learn how to play the game...
You can't play it anymore ~ Frank Howard

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this heaven?...

Goodness...4 men!

I have enough trouble with this one...but then again...he's still a keeper!