It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time;
this should help get you started...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what
the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug...
So do you want a room with or without a view?"

I took the room with a view!

Oh hi! I didn't recognize you! Welcome to the club, I'm two doors down. We'll have to get together and figure out how to keep the aliens from coming through the light fixtures. I love the view and the tub got me too.