DRESS CODE FOR SENIORS
Pass this to any senior you know. or, file away for future reference.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together:
A nose ring and bifocals.
Spiked hair and bald spots.
A pierced tongue and dentures.
Miniskirts and support hose.
Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
Speedos and cellulite.
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
Bikinis and liver spots.
Short shorts and varicose veins.
In-line skates and a walker.
But, otherwise,
anything goes.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Have a blessed Christmas.
H-mom
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"For unto you is born this day ...a Savior ..."
