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HSBBWeb Old Timer
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Ladies:

I haven't joined you in a while, sorry about that, but as the season gets underway and/or conference play gets started, (or in my case, the lack of either of my sons playing this year)certainly some of us will get
s t r e s s e d o u t ! ! !

So this is just the thing to reduce stress and eat healthy at the same time....

Excellent Stress Diet
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.


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Every day is "Anything Can Happen Day!"
 
Posts: 1841 | Location: Cook County | Registered: June 07, 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
HSBBWeb Old Timer
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This is most definately a classic,...pure classic!!!! bgrroll


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" Play both sports until the competition convinces you otherwise!! "
" ...because baseball is just GOOD PRACTICE FOR LIFE ".


 
Posts: 2968 | Location: Kansas | Registered: March 18, 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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That is the best diet I have ever seen. I think I will start it in the morning.
 
Posts: 142 | Location: Texas | Registered: December 22, 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
HSBBWeb Old Timer
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quote:
Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.


WOW...I can't believe I have NEVER heard that before! It ALL makes sense now! Big Grin
 
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play baseball,

Since you were obviously lurking around, watching me all day and writing down what I ate for this diet plan, you should have at least said "Hi" ... or joined me for the cheesecake!

rotlaugh
 
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MnMom:

I couldn't. My mouth was full.


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Every day is "Anything Can Happen Day!"
 
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