Talking amongst ourselves in PM's and e-mails we have agreed about the number of great writers in the Ladie's lounge...
This should be easy for most of you since you always express yourselves so beautifully.
C'mon and give it a whirl...Here are 2 about our latest "fun" thread:
Our new friend from Cali is charming Her name-switching game was alarming I began very plain Ended up "girdle brain" My self-image is all that she's harming!
Zippy B has laughed since last Friday The day she was named a "new way" The name Zippy thrilled her But Bubblesniffer almost killed her The giggles may subside...someday.
______________________________ By the time you learn how to play the game... You can't play it anymore ~ Frank Howard
Posts: 2525 | Location: Northeast | Registered: December 31, 2002
There once was a mom from P.A. Who's son played baseball every day. On the bleachers she baked without sunblock in place Which is why she is called Tootie LIVER-face.
Posts: 2634 | Location: Pennsylvania | Registered: December 30, 2002
To the ladies who live far and near On this website it’s perfectly clear, Though we have other names, something common remains, It’s the Girdles who lead from the Rear!
----------------------------- "Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10"
Posts: 1121 | Location: Northern California | Registered: August 26, 2003
The Zippys outnumber the Loopys, Followed closely by Pinkys and Tooties. But H-mom will bet, If you haven't guessed yet, There's more Girdles than Livers or Cooties.
H-mom * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * We learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp; some are dull; some are pretty; some have weird names; all are different colors. And they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Posts: 3937 | Location: Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight ... | Registered: January 02, 2003
In Boston there lives Mrs HINEY I've never been known to be WHINEY But it seems we live with a CURSE That makes loyal fans leave in a HEARSE The cry can be heard "Wait till next YEAR But its Torre and Jeter I FEAR
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Posts: 772 | Location: Dedham, MA | Registered: December 30, 2002
There was a cool mom in P.A. Who got Loopy as dawn turned to day She sure used to be fine Till she drank all that wine And now Karen is Loopy...OY VAY!!
Is this heaven?...
Posts: 2177 | Location: Western PA | Registered: January 01, 2003
AARRRGGGHH - I'm getting no work done today!!! Oh well, here's another:
When a Major League Player takes cuts, We web posters fall into some ruts. The guys check out their stance, or the length of their pants, while the Ladies are watching their
swings
----------------------------- "Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10"
Posts: 1121 | Location: Northern California | Registered: August 26, 2003
H-mom * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * We learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp; some are dull; some are pretty; some have weird names; all are different colors. And they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Posts: 3937 | Location: Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight ... | Registered: January 02, 2003
----------------------------- "Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10"
Posts: 1121 | Location: Northern California | Registered: August 26, 2003
I apologize in advance, it just spewed forth: -Tootie Cootieface
As a first name Tootie's no Pearl That sound's never come from this girl But she lives with 4 boys all who toot with great noise which makes Tootie threaten to hurl.
_______________________ "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby, Hall of Famer
My team tends to have quite a sunny fall. They win without help from the funny call But the playoffs they blow And what I want to know Is why none of that's covered in Moneyball
Sad but true--If I stick to my commonly used nickname I must sign myself
Tootie Cootiebutt
Posts: 143 | Location: CA | Registered: August 03, 2003
You must be from the Southern branch of my family tree
Sincerely, Tootie Cootieface a.k.a Mrsbb
_______________________ "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby, Hall of Famer
I believe you are correct. According to "A History of the Cootiebutts" which I just received for a free trial offer, postage paid and 30-day money back guarantee, our common ancestor, Ewell B. Cootieface, travelled down to California in 19 and 34, scouting for his son's 7U select travel team. Apparently he was in search of a switch-hitting LHP who could also catch when necessary. The locals evidently gave it as their opinion that 'ole Ewell had one part of his anatomy inserted into another, and he became known as Ewell B. Cootiebutt. I believe George Steinbrenner may be a distant relative, but that has not been confirmed.
Regards to the northern kin
T. CB.
Posts: 143 | Location: CA | Registered: August 03, 2003
Well, Cootie TB... I think that was money well spent! No doubt you'll won't be parting with that tome in the next 29 days!
Lest anyone think we cooties are trying to detour from the thread, I've summarized our ancestry:
CootieButts descended from old Ewell B Exatly how remains a mystery Though the facts aren't supported It's been often purported Some'Butts headed east to become Yankees
Sorry HotMama!!
_______________________ "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby, Hall of Famer
----------------------------- "Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10"
Posts: 1121 | Location: Northern California | Registered: August 26, 2003
H-mom * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * We learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp; some are dull; some are pretty; some have weird names; all are different colors. And they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Posts: 3937 | Location: Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight ... | Registered: January 02, 2003
Beepers - Hilarious!! I'm enjoying the stories of the illustrious Cootiebutts. My maiden name is GizzardSniffer -- let me know if you run into any of them in your research. They're an old southern family from out Virginia way...
----------------------------- "Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10"
Posts: 1121 | Location: Northern California | Registered: August 26, 2003
URKMB... Of course, we're watching their swings. Our eyes are wide open!
I have a dear friend named Catchermom She dried her son's uni with the car on She spread it out well Then drove fast as h.e.l.l Pedestrians wonder "Where did she come from?"
PAMom has a really full plate Wine tasting and theater to date She flits here and there But comes back...so beware To moderate our "heated" debates
______________________________ By the time you learn how to play the game... You can't play it anymore ~ Frank Howard
Posts: 2525 | Location: Northeast | Registered: December 31, 2002
Got it and answer on the way 
