Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies >1 cup of water >1 tsp baking soda >1 cup of sugar >1 tsp salt >1 cup of brown sugar >1 cup lemon juice >4 large eggs >1 cup nuts >2 cups of dried fruit >1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ..just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the ******** fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finishthe Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
"I love the HSBBW"
Posts: 5101 | Location: South Florida | Registered: December 26, 2002
When I saw "Recipe" and that it was posted by BigHit, I knew it was going to be good! Looks like a recipe to try on a weekend, definitely not during the week!
Posts: 3617 | Location: Minnesota | Registered: January 04, 2003
Hmmmm, wonder if he was wearing the tutu or singlet? Big, any photos of yourself in your chef hat??
_______________________ "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby, Hall of Famer
_______________________ "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby, Hall of Famer
_______________________ "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby, Hall of Famer
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Posts: 1121 | Location: Northern California | Registered: August 26, 2003
after a day a baking cookies that look more like turds... i think i will try the jose cuervo recipe and see if they don't look better... very clever...
Posts: 37 | Location: wa | Registered: January 14, 2003
