Maybe I should post this on the Unusually Unusual forum so the guys realize that we actually DO acknowledge their positive attributes and women's negative traits ...


I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought
to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. (That's 642.)

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. (That's 449.)

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. (That's 98.)

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. (That's 33.)

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? I think not.

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C'mon guys ... let me out !!!
I just wanna see a game !!!
H-mom
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We learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp; some are dull; some are pretty;
some have weird names; all are different colors.
And they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Ok, we'll give them this one!

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"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby, Hall of Famer

Hey! You guys are keeping all the good stuff in here! (Not that I blame you, mind...)

D'oh!

P-Dog,

When the going gets too tough in the other forums, just join us in the Pink Room....there's never a dull moment. BTW, I enjoy your posts and actually usually agree with your viewpoints. Come to visit us here anytime. "The Pink Room, where only the bravest men dare to tread."


Ann

Thanks. But if I hang out here too long, the other guys make fun of me. And you know how us guys are about being made fun of.
So excuse me while I go spit 'n scratch 'n do other manly stuff.....

D'oh!