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"Relax. It's not like he is a bad speller or mixes words like your and you're or advice and advise."

Thats absoulootly write?

Got wood -
touche - I'm glad I could help out!

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Hey, hey, hey. I think I found something in the healthcare bill...




Page 489, paragraph 3, line 7...

"said depressors shall be of wooden construction and provided solely by a vendor selected from the region known as western suburbs of Chicago. Vendor shall supply 1.5 trillion depressors annually or an amount equal to the US Federal budget deficit, whichever is greater."

Wow! I better get chopping!

Oh...and change my party affiliation!





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Originally posted by ...:
Got wood -
touche - I'm glad I could help out!

- .... .- -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-.-.- / .. - / .. ... / .- .--. .--. .-. . -.-. .. .- - . -.. -.-.--

Dah Di-di-di-dit Di-dah Dah-dit Dah-di-dah, Dah-di-dah-dah Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah Di-dah-di-dah-di-dah , Di-dit Dah, Di-dit Di-di-dit, Di-dah Di-dah-dah-dit Di-dah-dah-dit Di-dah-dit Dit Dah-di-dah-dit Di-dit Di-dah Dah Dit Dah-di-dit Dah-di-dah-di-dah-dah





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Uncle.

GW,

I found something too...pulled a muscle before I could get very far, but if you skip to the end you'll discover this diagram and description of what will occur to the American people...





Page 1567, Paragragh 3, line 12,

...the inserted finger will rotate in a circular motion causing as much pain and discomfort that can possibly be attained to the individual making more than $30,000/year...

Gw, have you ever been censored/admonished for posting 'inappropriate' material? I think I'm walking on the line..

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No...and I'm not about to get started!





And don't forget to wash up before lunch!


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Okay, since we have children reading the board I have self-censored myself!

The procedure is painful enough without showing a diagram...

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Teach Your Children

Thanks to (sort of): Graham Nash

You who are in the sky
Must have a code that you can fly by
And so behave yourself
Because your post maybe a good bye.

Teach your children well,
Their father's help did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The path we picked, the one they'll know by.

Don't you ever tell them why
If you told them, they would die
So just look at them and sigh
And know they owe you.

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Gotwood I can support you with one of my Rap Songs if you would like. It might get me banned but there funny as he ll.

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"Let 'er rap Coach!"






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Got wood - thanks for the PM -

I get it. I get jokes.

It can be frustrating when you are (sorry - you're) trying to get information and the topic is derailed by numerous gags.

And yes, my spelling may not be up to par, that is (sorry - that's) why I'm ...

I will take the advise(sorry - advice) of your fans, and ignore them.

Enjoy your search for images and clever banter (sp?)

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Your spelling is fine!

I look forward to plenty of your posts on here in the future. We're loaded...you know that by now!

I'll try to ease up some when I'm in the territory...that's good advice.

Welcome aboard ... !




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Awwwww....

That's so sweet!

dot, dot, dot ...

Try this

Sorry RJM

You're too late for the fun... we already made up.

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Don't anyone ask...



...we already got a room!



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Home from work, sick with a cold, and I thought Mon. morning would be slow on the message board.....NOT!

Thanks for the laughs.

Personally I always love the pictures and am amazed by the inventiveness of Woody.

All's well that ends well!
I think that's how the saying goes.