Some of these are pretty good, so I thought I'd share. My personal favorite quote isn't listed. I don't know if it's a real quote, but from the movie Cobb:
Louis Prima: With all the great players playing ball right now, how well do you think you would do against today's pitchers?
Ty Cobb: Well, I figure against today's pitchers I'd only probably hit about .290
Louis Prima: .290? Well that's amazing, because you batted over .400 a... a whole bunch of times. Now tell us all, we'd all like to know, why do you think you'd only hit .290?
Ty Cobb: Well, I'm 72 %&$*#@! years old you ignorant son of a "gun".
Posts: 385 | Location: Richmond, VA | Registered: December 27, 2006
A legendary HS coach in our area just retired after this season. The San Jose paper ran a nice long article about him and it ended with a quote something like this:
Interviewer: Will you attend your HS's games now that you've retired?
Coach: "Yes I think I will. I plan to sit in the stands where I understand the best coaches are anyways."
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Posts: 3639 | Location: California | Registered: June 22, 2003
Joe Jackson: Say, can you pitch? Ray Kinsella: yea, yea...I can pitch Ray Kinsella: Umm, don't we need a catcher? Joe Jackson: Not if you get it near the plate we dont!