"There is much evil in the world, Bullwinkle. It has always been thus. And so our ancestors built this web site and developed the art of humor so they might cultivate virtue and protect themselves from harm. But whatever one man possesses another will covet. The Emperors Larry, Moe & Curly heard of our prowess. So they sent an army of Knuckleheads to burn the web site to the ground. Only five escaped. They made their way to Minnesota and re-founded the HsbbWeb to overthrow the Knuckleheads and restore Emperor Julie to the throne. Wit became their tool and baseball was their diversion. Thus the honorable “Bob the head bottle washer” has said, 'By ethical argument and moral principle, the greatest wit are shown to have been necessary and in fact a great benefit for mankind.' Two hundred years have passed. The Emperor Larry, Moe and Curley still sit upon the throne. Ridiculousness still exists, but only for a noble few. They are the children of the five posters who went to Minnesota long ago.'" - Master Fungo

That, right there, is some funny stuff.

Bullwinkle,
You are truly a very witty person when trying to get a point across.

And funny too!

However, as evil as this may be, I must correct you. It's Empress Julie!

Oh he of Moose Greatness, what of the Clan Shep?