krak
you'll have to forgive the woodman. i know he only uses one finger to type.
in the blaze of that finger pecking away he must have had a brain cramp.
it is a little fresher in here though.

Okay, what do you think -- I'm developing a new confection combining bits of dried squid with little peanut-shaped balls of kimchi. I'm going to call it Krakker Krak. I'm looking for reps in the States. Anyone?

What in the world happened in here??? Looks like a tornado blew threw here and cleaned us out. What happened to the "reading material" we had in the magazine rack beside the couch (and tucked under the cushions)? And the beer can collection......it's gone? And there seem to be a few movies missing from the CD rack?? And who in the world eats Pea-Pod Casserole????? Wha.....wha.....what happend to the Miss Snap-On Tool calendar? WOODROW....Did you give in and let the missus in here?????

Oh for heaven's sake....did you guys look out back? Somebody planted Geraniums in the Corn Hole game! GASP....the cooler is filled....with Sunny Delight. Ugghhh....the hot tub is now a flipping water feature with Koi and a waterfall????

Hey, has anyone seen my bag of Beef Jerky? Come on, guys, this ain't funny. I want it back.

Has anybody seen the Remote.
The TV's stuck on Replay's of
The Day's of are Live's.

Open up your window, let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume
And that cigarette you're smokin'
Don't scare me half to death
Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath


Been puttin' that off for days..............

I have tried in the past to flush beef jerky, and that stuff does NOT go quietly into that good night!!

I've just got to know.....who poured blue KoolAid in the toilet and where in the world did those frilly things on the windows come from???

Krak - check the cupboard....think I saw some jerky in there....look to the right of the pot-poory stuff.

Ummm....sorry about the frilly curtains, guys. When I couldn't find my jerky.....again....I just got a little PO'd. I'll take them down. (blush)....I found my bag of jerky in my gym bag. Apologies.

Sheesh....I never knew the coffee cups were actually white???

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I found my bag of jerky in my gym bag. Apologies.

Krak,
Are you sure it was Jerky in your Gym bag.
Could of been an old batting glove, Or GASP!! An Old Sock.
EH

For crying out loud, gentlemen, WHO keeps DOING that??!!

I'm Bad??

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Originally posted by theEH:
I'm Bad??

If ya hafta ask, you don't wanna know!

Krak - What's gotten your boxers in a bunch?

Nooooo Woodrow.....I didn't say "bunch of Boxers" I said his boxers were in a bunch. It's a saying referring to.....oh, nevermind!!!

Beezer, you've been letting your pups sleep in my underwear drawer again and all their squirmimng around has my underwear in a bundle, duh!!

And at least one of those pups has breath that smells curiously of beef jerky....and there was a puppy-sized fecal 'gift' in my gym bag this morning. Thanks alot, guys.

It looks more like a gag fecal that someone accidentally (or not) backed over with the minivan. I hope it's not one of Beezer's pups!!

Continent? Ooh, tough one....ummmmm.....I'll have to say......DJIBOUTI!!??

Now that Woodrow and Krak foofified the place, the guys haven't been coming around much.

Sounds like a plan.