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I heard this one on the radio yesterday morning...

A hungry man sits down to order breakfast at a diner and spots an unusually named omelette on the menu.

He asks the waitress "What exactly is an Octo Mom Omelette?"

She responds "That's our eight egg omelette, skip the sausage, and it's really, really cheesy. Oh! And best of all...it's paid for by the guy in the next booth."

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