It Stinks Gettin Old


An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical examination. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried
with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing.

We even called up Arleen , the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked!

"You asked your neighbour?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open!"