Good looking blonde decides to try ice fishing.

Buys all the equipment, brings the van to keep warm.

She begins to cuts a hole in the ice and a large bellowing voice says "There is NO fish under the ice"

Has no idea where the voice is coming from and continues cutting a hole in the ice.

The same voice calls out: "There is NO fish under the ice".

Somewhat startled, the gal drives to the other side and set's up and begins to cut a hole in the ice.

The voice says "There is NO fish under the ice"

She asks, is this GOD?

"No, there is NO fish under the ice, it is an ice rink."