A husband and wife go to a counselor after 35 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 35 years they've been married. She goes on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately, rips her clothes off and makes passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits quietly in a very satisfied daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you see to it that she gets it?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf."

Maybe call her a cab??