TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the heck are you???
According to the Census Bureau:
190,374 people are having *** right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor soul is reading message boards.
You hang in there sunshine!!!!
"There are two kinds of people in this game: those who are humble and those who are about to be." Clint Hurdle
