The Whys of Men...
no doubt, from a woman's perspective!

Why do men become smarter during ***?
They're plugged into a genius.

Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop to ask directions.

Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
It creates a vapor lock.

Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before perfection is reached.

How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
Don't know, it's never happened!

How do you keep a man from reading your e-mails?
Rename the folder 'instruction manual."