Terminology for the Golfer

A little bit fat but otherwise perfect .......Kate Winslett

Looked straight, but it wasn't ................Rock Hudson

Needed one more revolution ..................Cuban

A big bender that lips the rim ................Elkton John

Two shots in the bunker ......................Adolph Hitler

From one bunker straight into another ....Saddam Hussein

Ugly and in the sand ..........................Yasser Arafat

An impossible read .............................Salman Rushdie

Didn't make it over the water ...............Glen Miller

Over-clubbed ....................................Rodney King

Got away with it ...............................OJ Simpson

Should have taken the driver ..............Princess Grace

Shouldn't have taken the driver ..........Princess Di
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Gradually fading ...............................Michael Jackson

Looks like an easy hole but all is ...........Ladyboy
not what it seams

Safe but didn't really feel good ............Condom

A BIG top .........................................Circus Tent

Looks great, but unlikely to ..................Anna Kournikova
get a result

Shaves both sides of the hole ...............Brazilian

Too far to the right, out of play .............Jeb Bush

To far left, clueless on how to get .........Nancy Pelosi
home from there

An expensive hole ...............................Paris Hilton