Vinny was teeing off from the men's tee.

On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Brenda, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.

Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly.

A few days later, Vinny got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: 'Vinny, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head.

You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?

Vinny: 'Yes, sir, that's correct.'

Coroner: 'Well, inexplicably, I found a golf ball wedged up her butt.'

Vinny: 'Was it a Titleist 3?'

Coroner: 'Yes, it was.'

Vinny: 'Yeah... that was my mulligan.'

ral (rolling and laughing)... nsuaaliaf (now straightening up and actign like it ain't funny)

I hope he was playing "winter rules". Wouldn't want to play that one where it lies.

Good ball retreiver would help...wonder if he played the mulligan because he wasn't sure if the first shot did the job?

Great joke.