A 'TRUE' Fisherman

Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because
his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand, and
drinking a beer.

His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"

Dave replied. "Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then
the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'...

SO I DID AND HERE I AM!"

the same thing happened to me in high school, kinda.

i was arrested in the town square naked as a j bird. i told him there should be more on the way, the cop asked me why.......i told him we were at this party and the girl said take off your clothes and go to town,,,,,,,,,, well, i guess i'm the first one here.

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20dad! How'd you get up there?

Climb down off of there right now...and get your clothes back on!

We have to get back to the party...pronto!




Patty O'Furniture is wondering where the heck you went!




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