Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees

the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again

and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf

again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off,

I'm trying to poop!'

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i wonder if he was near the bear on tv that uses the ( cheaper tp)?

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Or was he in a patch of thimbleberries...the leaves of which are known as Nature's toilet paper.

I believe it is widely known by bears that they use thimbleberries to deal with their dingleberries

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What is it that bears do in the woods?



Bake dingleberry pies of course!



Or perhaps a bear claw as well.

Everyone remembers the joke about the bear and the rabbit, right?

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Yes I do infidel...not that there is anything wrong with that.