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Clemens: You want answers?

Congressman: I think I'm entitled to them.

Clemens: You want answers?

Congressman: I want the truth!

Clemens: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has
baseballs. And those balls have to be hit by men with bats. Who's gonna
do
it? You? You,Congressman? I have a greater responsibility than you can
possibly fathom. You weep for steroids and you curse HGH. You have that
luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that HGH, while
illegal, probably sells tickets. And my existence, while grotesque and
incomprehensible to you, sells tickets...You don't want the truth.
Because
deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on
that
mound. You need me on that mound. We use words like fastall, slider,
splitfinger...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent
playing a
sport. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the
inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and falls asleep to
the
Sportscenter clips I provide,! then questions the manner in which I
provide
it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise,
I
suggest you pick up a bat and dig in. Either way, I don't give a ****
what
you think you're entitled to!

Congressman: Did you order the HGH?

Clemens: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.

Congressman: Did you order the HGH?

Clemens: You're gd**** right I did!!
 
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I like Clemens, but this is good! boxing


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rotlaugh

Great stuff, BBfam. Thanks.


Have fun!
 
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