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A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once." Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice." Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."


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Isn't that the joke that is posted on the door of the Ladies Only lounge?

Except I believe the women owns the shotgun in their version.
 
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Yep, but I haven't ever been much into equal rights for women. So of course I posted the old school version.


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My wife isn't into equal rights either, she has rights I don't.
 
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I think I would like your wife.


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