A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once." Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice." Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."

Isn't that the joke that is posted on the door of the Ladies Only lounge?

Except I believe the women owns the shotgun in their version.

Yep, but I haven't ever been much into equal rights for women. So of course I posted the old school version.

My wife isn't into equal rights either, she has rights I don't.

I think I would like your wife.