1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armor.

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:

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Originally posted by tasmit:

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

"Did you see the clerk at the register this morning?"

"Yeah I did...I even cleaned the algae off the side to get a better look!"

Funny Woody. You gave us the fish's perspective. LOL...

Woody, we can always count on you for a good laugh.