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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise'.

The waiter brings the meal served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.


'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

'Please, sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?' The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'

'Ah... so sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck.'


"There are two kinds of people in this game: those who are humble and those who are about to be." Clint Hurdle
 
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Big Grin

I can't wait to see what woody has for this one!


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I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation
 
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What Woody has is a Duck.
Just a plain and simple. ( I mean a plain and SIMPLE ) Duck.
Feather's, Webbed feet, Yellow bill, Quacken Duck.
 
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Quack, Quack angel (kind of looks like a duck).
 
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See how Yosemite Sam holds the Bat?

Now that is the correct way for A Rotational/Linear Style.
If setting up for an 0-2 count, Possible taking it the other way approach.
Or Maybe he just don't like Piano Playing Duck's??

EH
 
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EH,

Quit trying to derail this thread, I was just enjoying the pictures.
 
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Let me tell you something ,
That BOZO character in the upper right.
He must be a popular fellow.
I'm always hearing people say that Bozo did this and that Bozo did that??
EH
 
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Yes, he actually posts, here, occasionally.

Mainly, in the Texas, forum.
 
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"Clear the mechanism"
 
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