NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called
the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and
McAfee cannot take care of it so be warned. The virus appears to affect
those of us who were born before 1960!

Symptoms of the Senile Virus:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.

Remember???????????

I don't remember if I sent this one out.........

I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
difference.

Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

7. If all is not lost, where is it?

8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.

16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the
bathroom.

17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to
play chess?

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go
somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!

24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...

Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh,
heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they
are.

Is this heaven?...

...hadn't affected me yet, so it must be 1950.

FO,

1950 was a very good year

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Drcatchermom03,

I meant to put prior to 1950 to give some of us a little more room.............

But you're right! 1950 was a very, very good year, so lets move it back a little more.

FO,
How very observant of me to observe the DR..just wish I was making the money associated with the status change....but I shall continue to observe in the future

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Oh well, it all applies but just remember that getting older is preferable to the currently available alternative.

Drcatchermom03,

There is a lot that needs to be observed by watching these days........................

Dr and FO

All you need is a pulse to observe it......
Playing out right in front of our eyes

______________________________
By the time you learn how to play the game...
You can't play it anymore ~ Frank Howard

The senile virus is also known as the CRS virus.

I should know as I have a confirmed diagnosis of CRS.

I've also heard that unfortunately it gets progressively worse as you get older.


Ann