A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football
game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to
him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
generation:

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel,
man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have
nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing and . . . ." he paused to take another sip of beer.

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young
. . . . so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh*t, what are you
doing for the next generation?"

The applause was resounding.

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