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Open Letter to the Airline Industry

Plan to save bankrupt airlines:

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton


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Wasn't Hooters going to start its own airline some time ago?
 
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Originally posted by Midlo Dad:
Wasn't Hooters going to start its own airline some time ago?


Hooters Air


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Given Bill's taste in women I hope he won't be choosing the stewardesses.
 
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CADad- cutelaugh Good point-but maybe Clinton
doesn't choose-just takes what comes along.

BTW-Are you saying Hillary's not a "Looker"?
 
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and I bet hsbaseballweb could provide the interview team. I know it would be a sacrafice but our oldtimers do what they have to to promote team spirit angel
 
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If that's the case, I need about 140 more posts to qualify as an Old Timer - WAIT FOR ME!!!


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