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There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there's a very simple answer......

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma but unfortunately all our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.


H-mom
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some are sharp; some are dull; some are pretty;
some have weird names; all are different colors.
And they all have to learn to live in the same box.
 
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unfortunately all our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.


Well, I guess every cloud has its silver lining... laugh

D'oh!
 
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P-Dog ... are you trying to be reasonaable again? Wink

Happy Halloween ...




H-mom
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
We learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp; some are dull; some are pretty;
some have weird names; all are different colors.
And they all have to learn to live in the same box.
 
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