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CAN YOU IDENTIFY THIS?

Question:
Put on your thinking cap folks. What do you think this is?

Choices:
A closeup of algae growing on the side of the Olympic Pool mock-up in Chicago's Washington Park.
My colorblind attempt to reproduce Edvard Munch's “The Scream” ...hey I was close!
What's left of an University of West Florida bumper sticker after encountering a wayward Palmetto.
Directions to MN-Mom's house.
Other.

Question:
OK...OK Mom. I get it. The left turn you told me to take at Lion's Cur from southbound Shoreline Dr. nearly put me into Lake Minnetonka. Why are you trying to lose me?

Choices:
Because there's not much else to do after the Twins bowed out.
So you can collect a 'finder's fee' from the Brookfield Zoo.
You're repaying that favor owed to 'playbaseball'.
Other.

 

The NWA flight crew's directions to Minnesota.

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Directions to Minnesota (Minneapolis) from...

San Diego,CA

or

Ladysmith, WI?

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Looks like passing gas after a grand slam breakfast at Denny's.

Obama's speech pattern when the teleprompter isn't working.

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Originally posted by BobbleheadDoll:
Looks like passing gas after a grand slam breakfast at Denny's.

You're speaking from experience, right BHD? Ashley Phosphate!







It's a pretty slick system we have for detecting the gaseous effluent from a Denny's© partially or fully digested Grand Slam© breakfast. We're still working out the kinks with the evacuated chamber. We've had a couple of close calls!

A few snapshots of our lab after the last time the chamber evacuated with much greater force than we anticipated. We're narrowing down the possible causes for these dangerous occurrences. Our hunches and investigation are leading us towards a handful of Denny's© owned by one particular franchisee who allegedly flunked out of the Food Science program at the Bragg Institute Down Under somewhere.

















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I know, I know what it is Gotwood. That's the last visual approach I shot into Minnie-haha...the NW guys usually get shortcuts.

Looks like some boys are gonna be spending some time on the beach...

GW I suggest you order from the kiddies meals. Much less potent. Also try staning up wind.

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quote:

Originally posted by Coach Waltrip:
I know, I know what it is Gotwood. That's the last visual approach I shot into Minnie-haha...the NW guys usually get shortcuts.

Looks like some boys are gonna be spending some time on the beach...

I think instead of saying they were arguing about company policy they should have tried to persuade the FAA (or FFA) that the allure of Wisconsin cheese, regardless of altitude, was really too much to overcome that particular day. You know how a shapely brick of cheddar with her cheesecloth lowered just so can be so seductive!




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quote:

Originally posted by BobbleheadDoll:
GW I suggest you order from the kiddies meals. Much less potent. Also try staning up wind.

Here's a review of their kids menu...

Laci says:
September 27, 2009 at 9:15 pm

I don't like the new Denny's© Kids Menu changes. What difference does it makes that there’s fruit if it's dipped in caramel anyway? My kids would much rather prefer the french toast breakfast that was removed. Now if they want french toast the only other option for me is to buy them a $8.99 plate. It was a better selection and bargain before. Not to mention the new “mini” cheeseburger isn't enough to feed anyone. It’s literally bite size. Its horrible.

How potent would 40 mini cheeseburgers be? If they were dipped in caramel?




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Not sure about the 40 minis but I would stay away from the French Toast. In fact I would issue a dire warning about anything with French in it.

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
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quote:

Originally posted by Coach Waltrip:
I know, I know what it is Gotwood. That's the last visual approach I shot into Minnie-haha...the NW guys usually get shortcuts.

Looks like some boys are gonna be spending some time on the beach...

I think instead of saying they were arguing about company policy they should have tried to persuade the FAA (or FFA) that the allure of Wisconsin cheese, regardless of altitude, was really too much to overcome that particular day. You know how a shapely brick of cheddar with her cheesecloth lowered just so can be so seductive!




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Absolutely! It was the cheese!!!!

However, I would stick to something more plausible like passing through a 4th dimensional portal and somehow ended up in Wisconsin. I would explain it with a mathematical equation...


║x║ = √p2+q2+r2+s2

Maybe I could even win a Nobel Peace Prize...hey, this would be more than the last peace prize winner did to get this coveted award.

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Maybe I could even win a Nobel Peace Prize...hey, this would be more than the last peace prize winner did to get this coveted award.

too funny.

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When I was growing up in and around Portland, OR I seem to recall a dive called The Fourth Dimension...and I was warned if you went in it wasn't Wisconsin where you'd end up!

And it's ironic you would post that equation because The Fourth Dimension was emblazoned with these...

║x║║x║║x║

I guess that meant Do Not Enter!




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quote:

Originally posted by BobbleheadDoll:
Not sure about the 40 minis but I would stay away from the French Toast. In fact I would issue a dire warning about anything with French in it.

My Ball Park Frank© will never be the same if I have to totally abandon the French...






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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
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When I was growing up in and around Portland, OR I seem to recall a dive called The Fourth Dimension...and I was warned if you went in it wasn't Wisconsin where you'd end up!

And it's ironic you would post that equation because The Fourth Dimension was emblazoned with these...

║x║║x║║x║

I guess that meant Do Not Enter!


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Is that anywhere near the 205 club on SE Stark? Cuz the result was probably the same as you are suggesting

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Stark St. intersects I-205 south of PDX...that must be the strip you're talking about.

Located there to warm up all of those wintertime frozen souls with an icy cold eastwind blowing them west on I-84 out of the Gorge.

Wisconsin bound? No.



By the way, I just read some of the reviews for the 205 Club. Here's the funniest nugget...

"What makes this club different from the rest is that you don't even have to like going to strip clubs."

...or Cheddar Cheese clothed or unclothed for that matter!

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