I’m not very good at telling jokes, but here’s one…
An animal trainer stopped at a farm to ask for directions and started talking to the farmer.
He asked the farmer… “Does your dog talk much?
The farmer replied, “Of course not, what’s the matter with you, dogs don’t talk!”
The trainer asked if he could speak to the dog and chuckling the farmer said “go right ahead”
So the trainer asked the dog… “How’s it going?” The farmer was shocked when the dog answered… “Fine, things are good” Then the trainer asked the dog… “Is the farmer treating you OK?” The dog replied… “Yes, he has been good to me, makes sure I have plenty of food and water.”
The trainer then asked the farmer… “Does your horse talk?”
The farmer replied, “Of course not, horses can’t talk!”
The trainer asked if he could speak with the horse and the farmer said “Sure go right ahead, ask him anything you want”
So the trainer asked the horse… “How’s it going?” To the farmers surprise the horse answered “Everything is fine.” The trainer went on and asked the horse how the farmer treated him. The horse replied… “Sometimes he rides me too long, but for the most part he takes good care of me.”
By this time the farmer was in complete shock.
The trainer then saw a flock of sheep on the other side of the fence. He asked the farmer if the sheep ever talked.
The farmer quickly replied… “Yes, and they’re all a bunch of liars!”
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