ya gotta dig in there with a good pair of BEEZERS

BEEZERS? A pair of them? You mean to tell me there are two BEEZERS! Whoa!

Spread the word... ...if you have cornered only one BEEZER you may still be in jeopardy...another BEEZER apparently is still out there!

I tried with the beezers, but it's still in their deep. I did find another one that was in there, a regular old splinter. Pulled it out and gotwood!

That's great JT...what a relief. Probably a piece of that nasty ol' Doug-fir...it's known for giving up nasty splinters. Keep digging with those beezers...you'll get that bugger!

WOW! I saw this and my thoughts jumped immediately to this still-alive thread. After watching the BUCS play the first three weeks, I just KNEW that Simms was sufferring from a case of bad KARMA!!!
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TAMPA, Fla. -- Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Chris Simms may play again this season after surgery to remove his ruptured karma, coach Jon Gruden said on Monday.

Simms, 26, was injured during Sunday's game against the Carolina Panthers. He was taken to a Tampa hospital after the game for emergency karma surgery.

"He's going to be just fine. There is a chance he can come back and play this season," Gruden told a news conference. "He is a tough guy. He wants to play this week."

Simms is listed in a stable condition. The mimimum recovery time for surgery of this type is usually six weeks.

Gruden said Simms had complained of shortness of breath and pain during the game but showed no symptions of ruptured karma.

Simms left the game at the end of the third quarter and went to the locker room where he was given intravenous fluids. He came back in the fourth quarter and played the rest of the game.

Simms led a second half rally that give Tampa Bay a 24-23 lead with five minutes to play, but Carolina's John Kasey kicked a 46-yard field goal with two seconds to play for a 26-23 Panther win.

Gruden said rookie Bruce Gradkowski from the University of Toledo would be the starting quarterback for Tampa Bay's next game on Oct. 8 at New Orleans with Tim Rattay as the backup.

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Observations...

Isn't this a serious case of Mystical malpractice?

I mean.....Wouldn't it have been preferred to have performed a simple reinkarmnation rather than a full Karmanectomy?

And six weeks recovery? Can anyone ever REALLY recover from a complete karmanectomy?

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and speaking of karma, with proper acknowledgement to SMOKEY,

how about those Karmasota Twins???

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...Wouldn't get too SMOKEY around the Wood-man...he might get nervous...It's a scarecrow/Oz kinda thing...

...Karmasota twins? With all due respects Sir, Bosh!...

...How many A'S in kArmA? It is the year of the A, my friend...

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Its all right 44. This Smokey is the real deal...a bear that keeps the woods safe from fire.

Now if he were a kinda' bear/flying monkey combo I might be hiding under the bed by now!

It just might be the year of the A.
California is well represented this year.

If you have a favorite team in the hunt I hope yours wins. Its alot of fun winning it all!

You're due some good karma.

Someone told me that it impossible to recognize BAD KARMA because "it just happens." Below, I submit indisputable proof that bad karma DOES exist and can be easily recognized:


OK--the Post changed the picture--it WAS of A-Rod!

It's true...sometimes it rains on your parade.



I've seen fire and I've seen rain.
I've seen karma-filled days that I thought would never end.
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend.
But, karma, I always thought that I'd see you again.

That's a pretty good snot-rocket coming out of his nose. He needs a box of karm-ex.

You're right JT...he does need a box of karm-ex ...with soothing aloe-karma!

Still Learning:

Are you brave enough to enter the grounds of the banished "What are the Karma points?" thread?

This sprawling thread at one point was loose on the General Items Forum...immature and kicking up lots of controversy...eventually it was corralled, tranquilized, and humanely transported over here.

There's no membership fee or long range commitment required...heck, we don't even need to see your ID or need to know your baseball credentials...try it. Karm on down!

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A wide open space where Karma can run free...

And everyone comes for Pun...

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Lifted this from the General Items Forum...thought it belongs here as well...it was going to end up here eventually!

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Originally posted by: ClevelandDad
It's funny but this karma game has made me think of the cartoon the Flinstones where each character's name would play on the word stone or rock in some manner. You even had famous guest appearances like Stoney Curtis, Rock Hudson playing himself, Perry Masonary, and so forth.

We could have some fun with that...let's see...we could use the following...

Karma

Fate

Destiny

Fortune

Chance

Luck

Force

Kismet Thanks for this one Still Learning.

Deja Vu

Catch 22

Time after Time Thanks for these three CD.



I ask you, my Kamalite Brothers and Sisters...any others that should be added?

Ok..ok...I'll get it started...or at least try...

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Drunken Republican delegate asks the barkeep: "Sho...whatch yer gess...how mush duz a small ele-phont weigh?"

Barkeep responds to sotted delegate: "oh...I'd say about fortunes."

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Did you hear who is gonna' sing the anthem?

No, who?

Fate Hill.

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"Force score and seven years ago...

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Anyone else?

Woody - I think there is a good "chance" that nobody will want to play this game. It just may not be "in the cards" or "destined" to be that way if you will. I can't believe Fate Hill has been married to Tim McKarma for this long.

Deja Vu
Catch 22
Time after Time

CD:

Thanks for playing along and singing your song...it's a tough job keeping this karma thread energized.

It's no karm-key operation...it doesn't just wake up every morning and then go out and do its thing...it needs stoking regularly.

With that said...thanks for your help.

Got Wood,

Oh no you didn't! Time and time again you've been warned. Now you've gone and opened Karmadora's box again.

However, I do enjoy the Deja vu from down here. I guess it was just my good fortune to take a chance and force myself to click on this thread.

So happy to be here on the hsbw, better fate than never. I'm glad we kismet

With any luck it will be awhile before TPM catch 22s us goofin off here.

Well, I've got to go now. Destiny awaits.