Weell, the fish weren't biting, the sky was falling, crooked loud arrows were-a-shooting all around me...I was beginning to feel an unforseeable, uncontrollable happening about to occur in nature....




...so I guess that was my sign to depart the fishing premises rather briskly before the owner of that crooked-bow in the sky nailed the Shepster running down the path full of critters and gators...Nothing lost, nothing gained...except for that ancient abacus I saw tossed to the side with some little wise ancient looking man with slanted eyes saying over and over,DANIELSONSHEPSTERSON,,,,,DANIELSONSHEPSTERSON.....Very Smart Grasshopper SHEPSTERSON!!! Shep's KarmaCorn

Shep:

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Originally posted by Shepster:
...except for that ancient abacus I saw tossed to the side with some little wise ancient looking man with slanted eyes saying over and over,DANIELSONSHEPSTERSON,,,,,DANIELSONSHEPSTERSON.....Very Smart Grasshopper SHEPSTERSON!!! Shep's KarmaCorn

In your haste to get home before the breaking storm are you sure you didn't pass through one of our Illinois Tollway booths?

The muttering, little guy, with the ancient abacus pretty much describes most of the toll takers I've encountered up this way.

Down here on the turnpike it's more like sloowww moottion senior citizens in the toll-booths who seem to be like zombies just going through the motions of giving tickets and getting money....one or the other with no emotion....I did ask one of the takers what they did to people that drove off into the sunset without paying...the lady just looked up and pointed at the camera and said, "that's what those cameras are for, FL STATE PATROL CKS THE DRIVEOFFS EVERY SHIFT". I just looked at her and said, WOW! No emotions and you're close to the oceans! Do you have a stack of these?(SEE BELOW)




The lady calmly looked at me I said, "Sir,do you know how many people go through here in a day and don't wait for change?" I said no, how many? She said enough to pay for that, as she pointed over to her LEXUS, and a beachhouse in Miami!! I said, WOW! It must be nice! She said, "Yea, but I don't have time to enjoy the things I have". Guess the moral is who cares how much money you have if you don't take the time to enjoy it!! SHEP's TALL TOLL TALE!!

Lets get thread back on track..I'll start...



BOY GEORGE SING-A-LONG, here ya go>EVERYBODY SING FAST!!! KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CAMILLIA... KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CAMILLIA... DON'T KNOW THE SONG>>PLEASE HELP ME BOARD

Shep:

Here you go...have at 'er!

Karma Chameleon By: Culture Club

Desert loving in your eyes all the way
If I listen to your lies would you say
Im a man without conviction
Im a man who doesnt know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go
You come and go

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green

Didnt hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
That my love was an addiction
When we cling our love is strong
When you go youre gone forever
You string along
You string along

Every day is like a survival
Youre my lover not my rival
Every day is like a survival
Youre my lover not my rival

Im a man without conviction
Im a man who doesnt know
How to sell a contradication
You come and go
You come and go

My jaw dropped when I saw how many responses there were! All from a question of what are karma points! I guess this diccussion is an Old Timer.

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YEA!....AINT IT A HOOT!....

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...AIN'T IT A HOOT...AND IT DON"T POLLUTE!

Now that's extra karma bonus points!

And speaking of extra bonus karma points...if anyone has some they can part with, please sprinkle them posthaste over Israel and Lebanon...they can certainly use karma points raining down on them instead of rockets and bombs.

they must have camel points.......you know rather fight than switch. some might not remember this line.

Somewhere in the hazy, smoky, and unfiltered, lounge of my mind I do recall that line 20dad...it was absolutely appropriate.

They better "hump to it"...all of the good lighters and ashtrays will be gone if they wait too long to redeem their Camel points.

How do you prefer your morning camel...one hump or two 20dad?

One thing is for certain...they certainly can use some good karma...even if it gets delivered on a dromedary in the noonday sun!

I was just looking around on my profile and I see something called Cuba points....just wondering what they were? and how you get them?
-FC

Fidel Castro...Cuba Thread Starter

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Originally posted by WillieBobo:
This may cause delays or cancellation of the games in Havanna should Castro succumb.

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Originally posted by WillieBobo:
I agree that this banter has little merit except maybe in the 'Unusal' section.

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Originally posted by Jay Tee...or somebody like that:

Cuba points? You get them for posing as a respectable leader of your country.. More poses=more Cuba.
You become an Old Time Dictator at 50 years.

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Originally posted by a fan in the Sunshine state:
what does lol mean?

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Originally posted by 08Father:
LOL - Leading Outrageously Lousy

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Originally posted by A Kid that plays Baseball in AK...and his no. is 13:
Being an Old Time Dictator doesnt mean you are old . I am a junior in high school and I've been dubbed that. All in good, clean, yet frozen fun

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Originally posted by pizza-mom:
500 Cuba points are a lot. Old Time dictators should be given a halo or something don't ya think!

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Originally posted by TRain to hit:
No halos here

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Originally posted by Coach '58 Mercury...they're hot in Havana!:
TR's got 5000 so he should have the super Cuba....No need for a halo just keep the advice and spice coming....

Cuba Corn?

Seems like Fidel Karmstro is having some health issues.

I heard he is scheduled to have a karmandectomy along with shoulder surgery to clean out his dictator cuff ... and all of that will be followed by a cubal ligation. That should do the trick!

Guess he can play with a Rubix Cube during his free time.

Don't know where he is going to Gitmo time to play with his Rubik's cuba.

His tin horns have been shorn!

Commie commie commie commie commie karma-eleon.

Well, he could have the time to watch his favorite movies:
The Tuskegee Airmen
Jerry Macguire
Instinct
Chill Factor
Men of Honor
Pearl Harbor
Rat Race
Snow Dogs
Radio
The Fighting Temptations

How about the movie..."INFIDELITY?

Las Vegas boxer Shane (Gary Stretch) throws in the towel on his career, heading to L.A. with his gorgeous wife, Katherine (Vanessa Sadler), and his dreams of making it as a music producer. He thinks he's discovered the next big thing when he meets Southern songstress Lola, but when Shane gives in to temptation and has a night of illicit love with his protégée, she turns up dead and he's the prime suspect. Now, Shane must clear his name while winning back his wife's trust.

He's sure to like that one!

I was just looking at the good CUBA Gooding, Jr movies.