California is a great baseball State…

But the message board reeks!

What’s going on in California now?

I’ll pass on my info….

Bullwinkle Jr (20) is in the midst of Fall Ball at College.
Bullwinkle Jr (15) is playing 6th period baseball with games on Sat.

Oh we have another Anteater on Board!

I met StonewallsMom….a freshman parent at UCI. She is cute as a button and excited for the college experience. It’s nice to have kindred sprits.


What’s going on with you?

Also Bull, You have a freshman anteater named Ryan Fischer.
Great left handed batter.
Good Glove.

California forum is a hit and miss type.
Not alway's populated. EH

I have enjoyed reading Bullwinkle's posts on HSBB for years now. They always crack me up. I actually think Bullwinkle could be a professional writer if he ever decided to change career paths.

I am looking forward to some good tailgate parties with my fellow Anteaters.

I love it when I get to meet fellow HSBB posters in person!

What did I tell you about partaking in an adult beverage prior to posting?

But then again; that’s how I like my women; complementary and liquored up! Everything is so much more amusing and bigger that way. Thanks for that post, not bad for a moose that got D’s in high school English, and had to retake the English exit exam 4 times to graduate….. (yes, yes, and no), English is my first language, Bull is a bad test taker, and I’m not stretching the truth….too much…

I’ll be at the scrimmages Sat and Sun….

Other California News:

Team One is having a regional qualifier on November 12 @ UCSD…contact Justin Roswell at 800-621-5452….tell him that the Bullwinkle sent you.

Just got home from the Dirt vs Bags series which closes out their Fall practice schedule. It was a lot of fun and I am looking forward to the regular season. It seems so faaaaar away.

stonewall's mom and Bullwinkle-

I look forward to seeing you at the Dirtbags vs Anteaters series March 30 - April 1. And we will have to follow tradition with our annual avatar bet.

Add to your list of new Anteaters....a freshman RHP from Elk Grove, CA. A nice kid and his parents are great too.

So….was he a Dirt or a Bag?

Which has made me think….

At UCI it would be Ants vs the Eaters. But Serrano goes with Blue and Gold…boring.
At UCR it would be the Highs vs the Landers
At Fullerton it would be the Sans vs the **** (I’m guessing that you can’t read the second team….reverse order and think without cups)
At UCLA it would be the Brews vs the Inns
At SDSU it would be the Tonys vs the Gwynns
At Stanford it would be the Tree vs the Huggers
At Cal it would be Bears vs the Bares, (they just like to confuse the issues.)
At USC it would be (sorry can’t go there without getting a nasty email from MnMom)
At Santa Cruz it would be Banana vs the Slugs (and you thought Anteaters was off kilter.)
At Santa Barbara it would be Dude vs Sweet, unforeseeably by Brontsema, the ballplayers don’t play ball, they just keep yelling at each other “DUDE!” answered with “SWEET!”

Mr. Winkle -
Are we on for our second annual Avatar Bet 4/13-4/15?

Of course.....

I have yet to wash it in over a year, it will be very ripe and pungent just for you. Think of it as you would a nice Cabernet Sauvignon at its peak.

Debating on joining in avatar bet this season ... depends on whether they are clean or not. With a newly diagnosed chronic lung condition, I think my pulmonist would tell me to not breathe in any of the ant odors or the bagged dirt ...

Bully-

Son was neither a Dirt nor a Bag. This year the two assistant coaches drafted players for their respective teams. And each team was named for the coaches....Walsh and Bruce. Not as fun as Dirt and Bag.

How is it that there are two Bullwinkle Jrs? Have you been hanging out with George Foreman? Been using his grill a few times too many?

And I must insist that you work on your hygiene and give your avatar a good cleaning before the start of the season so FBM will join us in the bets. Should I sit upwind (or is it downwind) from you during our series?

MA-

Welcome back! So glad to see you are at your computer again. Hope this means you are feeling better.

Will you join us in the avatar bets if I promise to clean and beat all the dirt particles off first? Assuming the Dirtbags win, of course. There's always the chance I might have to wear your avatar. Yikes! Hopefully, this year I won't have to wear any Bear avatars as we have the home series against CAL too! Hope you will be feeling well enough to join us for this.

123KMom and URKMB-

Where are you? The Bullwinkle's bored!

quote:

Originally posted by DB2BMom:
How is it that there are two Bullwinkle Jrs?

Well, well, well I presume your momma never had a sit down woman to girl chat with you…

So, the Bullwinkle will have to take on this task..

Let me tell you bout
the birds and the bees
and the flowers and the trees
and the moon overhead
thats the power of love

Ok, birds have feathers and the bees have pollen and when pollen and feathers mix you get the color green, which is spelled with two e’s, and those two e’s spread apart and look like eyes, although they are really imaginary eyes on the wings of a butterfly; the butterfly’s course is a flit and flirt like teenage girls on a sugar high, a high so high it’s higher than the moon in the sky, that looks pretty when it’s a full in the fall when you need to wear tartan shirts because its cold. Because it’s cold make sure to cross your legs and don’t talk to boys with tattoos, even though the bad boys are the cool ones in school. School is where you learn about math and three kids and no college education equals a life of mobile homes and food stamps. That’s the power of love. I know this is hard to hear, coming from a moose rather than your mother…I just thought that you needed to know.

(A sweating Bullwinkle leaves the room)

QUE SNOOZA, California!

What a dead forum...

We are a dead forum for as much baseball as we have going on around here. Now that many seniors have signed their NLI's this week lets talk about the '08s and what they should be doing. Seems like once you go to a few showcases that your player gets lots of invites to camps-I know from reading the hsbbweb that these are moneymakers for the assistant coaches but which ones should you consider attending? Also, when do the players get to shut down for a short rest if they choose to attend a few camps? So wake up Ca before the Moose starts telling us more about the birds and the bees!

You can always come join us in the Texas forum

Our suntans and surfing aren't quite as good as yours but we are a mighty friendly bunch.

Everyone would have to wake up first in order to join you.

I'm awake,
of course I work at night.

I was in SoCal this last weekend.
And caught site of a Hairy Beast.
It was all a Huffin and a Snorten.
With a swelled up neck.
And the biggest Rack you ever did see.
I only seen it for a second.
And wasn't quite sure what to make of it.
And then the worst Terrible Most PUNgent smell I've ever had
Witnessed.
Then I heard the Smelly Beast, Start Singing that tune the lion sang on the Wizard of OZ??

I Am The King Of The Forest.

EH- do you have a personalized license plate saying "EH"? I saw one in the bay area and wondered if it was you???

No, It must be an Imposter.
EH stand's for Extra Hitter.
When trying to hijack a perfectly good post.
The EH will give it that extra hit to put it over the top.
AKA the EH.

Perfectly good post??

CADad, Are you asking if there's such a thing as a perfectly
good post??

Yes there is, One that can flow from one topic to another and back to the original topic without losing it's Karma. EH